Kiss as Defined by Professors of Different Subjects  

 
Prof. of Algebra:
    Kiss is two divided by nothing.
 
Prof. of Geometry:
    Kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
 
Prof. of Physics:
    Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
 
Prof. of Chemistry:
    Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
 
Prof. of Zoology:
    Kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
 
Prof. of Physiology:
    Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular is oris muscles in the state of contraction.
 
Prof. of Dentistry:
    Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
 
Prof. of Accountancy:
    Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
 
Prof. of Economics:
    Kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
 
Prof. of Statistics:
    Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 90-60-90.
 
Prof. of Philosophy:
    Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
 
Prof. of English:
    Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
 
Prof. of Engineering
    What is a kiss?
 
    Since I have a counter, I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU: 
 
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